Rendezvous
09 April 06 : 04.09 PM
It was silly last night.
I had dinner with Jermaine, Jack and Raymond this evening, but parted soon to meet Michelle and all.
The first part of the night was nothing to rave about. Michelle, Geist, Larry, Shawn, Yuri and I, we went drinking (they did actually, I'm a non-drinker).
Geist: So what have you been up to?
Vicki: I need to get a life. I've been watching American Idol.
Larry: Yeah you really need to.
After Larry left, Kai, Winnie, Ying and my brother joined us. We bought drinks again and headed for the Esplanade.
There was this drinking game we played. The rules are, you have to be completely and absolutely honest and that you have to drink every time you have done/tried whatever the question is asking for. Questions are asked in the most politically incorrect manner, so as to extirpate as much embarassment from the person answering.
- Who has given a blowjob? (This question really got the ball rolling; courtesy of Geist)
- Who has gotten fucked in the anus? (I was surprised.)
- Who has fucked in public before?
- Whose dick is shorter than average? Or 5 inches?
- Who has fucked a girl who looks like a cow? (For someone in particular)
- Who has had paid sex?
- Who has touched the genitals of someone of the same sex?
- Who has fucked Beatrice?
- Who has had a one night stand?
- Who has fucked someone fat?
These were some of the sexual questions (which are the funniest aside personal attack ones) I can recall, but there's some silly ones like, who has flown a kite, who has eaten a pocky stick or who has farted in public.
When my brother and I were alone, he asked, "Why on the face?!" (Not elaborating for those who don't know what this means)
"Can I not discuss this with you?" I said, truly mortified.
"No, seriously, why?"
"It was... head."
"Is he just incredibly lousy..."
"Or am I just incredibly good?" I laughed.
"I'm not discussing this with you."
By the end of the night, Michelle suffered from bad gastrics, Geist was red, my brother was shocked, Shawn was utterly embarassed and Kai was drinking even when he wasn't supposed to.
Who would have known that honesty is really the best policy.