Rendezvous
27 August 06 : 04.24 PM
The Flirtlog
Note:
-It was 5.15am.
-I was on the phone with Danii, and talking to Jonw online.
-Jonw is a guy who used to have a crush on me, even though we almost never spoke to each other.
-Danii decided he wanted to have a little fun with Jonw, so I added him into the online conversation.
-I tried to embarrass Jonw by asking him with Danii present, "What is the x-factor?" because that was what he said I have.
- Jonw tried to backpaddle. He said it was some girls who said that.
Danii: Okay dude. Forget the girls. Do you think she has the x-factor?
Jonw: So what if I say I think so...
Danii: It's cool if you did.
Me: Do you think so, Danii?
Danii: I think the x-factor is something people say when they don't know how to describe someone....
Danii: I think you're a sweetheart.
(This is when Jonw pretty much faded into the background so it doesn't matter what else he injects into the conversation.)
Me: Danii, you're evading the question. I asked if I had the x-factor look. Not whether I'm a sweetheart.
Danii: What's the x-factor look?
Me: Okay, then what kinda look do I have?
Danii: I already have a clear concept of how you look like. You have the look of an angel.
Me: But then again, nobody has a clear concept of how an angel looks like.
Danii: Actually, that's the way about everything, isn't it?
Danii: It's just individualistic perception.
Danii: So to me, the look of an angel connotes pure beauty, inside out.
Danii: That's what angels are.
Me: Okay, I don't care about all the beauty-is-skin-deep bullshit.
Me: I'm asking you if, the first time you saw me, did you wanna do me?
Danii: That doesn't have anything to do with anything we talked about just now. Not even about the x-factor look.
Me: Then I'm just trying to fish a compliment now.
(This is when Danii tried to rope Jonw in.)
Danii: Okay... Jon, the first time you saw her, did you wanna do her?
Jonw: No! We were still young... 13.
Danii: Did you see her anytime after 14?
Jow: Yup... Why'd you ask?
Danii: Considering that sex education was in Sec 2... Did you wanna do her when you saw her in Sec 2?
Me: Danii, you're avoiding the question. I was asking you.
Danii: You make it sound so animalistic.
Danii: I thought you were hot
Danii: But not as in "fuck if I didn't have human reason to vie with, I'd tear my clothes off this instance and do her!"
Me: And in thinking I'm hot, would you then agree that, you would do me if you had the chance?
Me: On hindsight. We all have hindsight now.
Danii: Let's just stick to "the first time Danii saw Vicki, his shirt went steamy 'cos he thought she was goddamn hot..."
Danii: We sound more like humans that way.
Me: So do you really think i'm goddamn hot?
Me: Jokes and crudeness aside.
Danii: I did then, and I still do.
Danii: Would you do me?
Me: Don't you dare rein in the because-I-know-you-so-you're-beautiful-heart-soul-body-we-are-light-and-one bullshit okay.
Danii: I'm not.
Danii: I'm just talking pure visual appeal.
Danii: Sex appeal rather.
Danii: I don't think of hotness when i think of angels, so i'm obviously not talking about that now.
Me: So I'm angelic now that you know me?
Danii: Yeap.. I have a clear impression of what a hot angel is like now.
Me: Oops. I think we left Jonw out of the conversation.
Danii: Dude, you still there?
Danii: Sorry about getting carried away. She has that effect on me.
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Danii: Anyways, I'm really flushed. I'm gonna head to bed first.
Danii: Night, dude.
Danii: Goodnight, angel.
Danii: By the way, you didn't answer my question.
Me: Danii, I'd let you do me because you're goddamn attractive yourself too.
Danii: Dude... it's mutual.
And all this happens with someone else bearing witness.