Leopold von Ranke,
nobody in the world understands the German language except you! So please translate your work now so that I can finish up my essay and get back to sleep.
Thanks, Sweetie!
(Just a random thought. In the few short months of College life, I have read no less than 4 History books, excluding theses and online research, 0 literature texts, although I have watched 2 films pertaining to what I study in Literature. Hmmm.)