I said something to Jia today online, and she replied, "HAHAHAAHAHA LOW BLOW."
Then I replied:
"I'm the queen of low blows lor. And good ones too."
Sigh. The sleaze-dirt shit my head conjures when I'm talking to Jia, not limited to ogling at a certain professor's jugs and thinking of ways in which her boyfriend would tit-fuck her. My fictional equivalent would probably be one of them masturbating adolescent boys from 'Guts', but well somebody's gotta do it.